Saturday, August 8, 2026

A man's gotta eat. A man's gotta drink. A man's gotta climb mountains. And a man's gotta laugh.


Background: In front of a wising well

Guy:
I want to spend the rest of my life
in a rich woman's arms ...

(Poof !)

Guy is turned into a pet pooch dog ๐Ÿ˜Š




Previous funnies posted here have been
migrated to:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/



Sunday, July 12, 2026

Invincible Trig cave/tunnel, Ben Bullen SF, NSW, Australia


2026 July ... day-hike

To  Invincible Trig  (Ben Bullen)
      Invincible View Cave  (GOS)
      Signature Cave  (GOS)

in  Ben Bullen State Forest  &
     Gardens of Stone State Conservation Area
     NSW, Australia




This trip report -
Cave / tunnel beneath Invincible Trig


This report is only on the cave / tunnel
just beneath Invincible Trig
in Ben Bullen State Forest.






It is a cave with 2 openings ... like a tunnel.

The cave can't be seen from the trig area,
because it is over the cliff edge.

It is not documented anywhere on the web ...
Except here ๐Ÿ˜Š

And not mentioned by Yuri Bolotin
in Walk.18 in the book
"Gardens of Stone National Park and Beyond"
(by Michael Keats & Brian Fox)




Just curious ๐Ÿ˜Š ...

- Has anyone been to this cave / tunnel ?
- Were we the first group here ?




Location of Invincible Trig cave / tunnel

Described in detail in these 2 videos.
(Same video, uploaded to 2 different platforms)

- Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mntviews/reel/DbDL4pfCrLR/

- YouTube:
https://youtube.com/shorts/ptA_HSSb2hs




1)  The cave opening in relation to the trig.
Photo by John Graham




2)  The cave opening in relation to the trig.
Photo by John Graham




3)  The cave opening in relation to the trig.
- Yellow dots:
       • The way down to the cave.
       • Also watch the previously mentioned videos.
Photo by John Graham




4)  The cave / tunnel is below these twin rock.
- Watch the previously mentioned videos
  on how to climb up/down the cliff edge
  to the cave entrance.





Location of Invincible Trig

-33.328341, 150.049027

Grid Reference: Cullen Bullen 2532 0841

Google Maps link:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/jm5K5ZEYf8hRSGGF7

BushExplorers:
https://www.bushexplorers.com.au/encyclopaedia/invincible-trigstation

Dingo Gap:
https://dingogap.net.au/places/invincible-trig

Book:
"Gardens of Stone National Park and Beyond"
by Michael Keats & Brian Fox
Chapter: Walk.18



Main trip report

Trip report of the day-hike
will be written up one day.

Watch this space ๐Ÿ˜Š



Saturday, June 7, 2025

Crack N Back route, Southern Highlands, NSW, Australia


2025-June
Day-trip ... bushwalk

Crack N Back route   in

Tianjara postcode area
(Boolijah locality, Georges Yard area)
NSW Southern Highlands
Australia




Prolog - Crack N Back route

Main features of the Crack N Back route are
3 interesting narrow slots.

1st Slot:
    -35.07435  150.37156  to  -35.07429  150.37226
    Grid Reference:
        Sassafras  6034 1555  to  6040 1556
    About 60 meters

2nd Slot:
    -35.07422  150.37252  to  -35.07386  150.37321
    Grid Ref  6043 1557  to  6049 1561
    About 50 meters

3rd Slot:
    -35.07259  150.37588  to  -35.07251  150.37614
    Grid Ref  6073 1576  to  GR 6075 1577
    About 25 meters




Preview of the 3 slots

1st Slot.




2nd Slot.




3rd Slot.
Photo by John Graham




Our group

7 of us:
     1  Paul Ma - leader
     2  Elizabeth Zhu
     3  John Graham
     4  Lydia Zhang
     5  Lyndal Tegel
     6  Maggie Qiu
     7  May Yang




Topographic map

1:25,000 scaled  8927-1N  Sassafras


Map 1)




Trailhead

Trailhead is an open space,
off Braidwood Road, Tianjara, NSW

Plenty of cars can be parked there.

-35.086077, 150.372307
Grid Reference: Sassafras 6043 1426

Google Maps link:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yhtdqWktiXuBiCez5

Refer to the bottom arrow in the map below.




GPS tracklog file & route

GPX tracklog file can be downloaded
from this link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hivXvUzGlhaL5spDykboLU7J3ZNKkQtY/view



Map 2)  The tracklog (in red).
- 5 blue arrows, clockwise from bottom:
       1  Trailhead ... Park cars here
           -35.086077, 150.372307
           Grid Ref: 6043 1426
           Google Maps link:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yhtdqWktiXuBiCez5
       2  Leave firetrail
           -35.07349, 150.36817
           Grid Ref 6003 1564
       3  1st Slot
       4  2nd Slot
       5  3rd Slot





Map 3)  Zooming into the Crack N Back route.
- 4 blue arrows, left to right:
       1  Leave firetrail
           -35.07349, 150.36817
           Grid Ref 6003 1564
       2  1st Slot
       3  2nd Slot
       4  3rd Slot





Map 4)  Satellite image of Map 2.
- Yellow arrows:
       Same as the 5 blue arrows in Map 2.




In summary:

- Park cars at the trailhead.
- Walk on firetrail for 1.6 km.
- On to the Crack N Back route.
- Walk through 1st, 2nd, 3rd Slots.
- Climb up the cliff.
- Along cliff top back to the firetrail.
- Back to our cars.




Timeline & Distances

Park cars at trailhead.

09:43  0.0  km  Start walking.
10:06  1.6  km  Leave firetrail.
                         At start of Crack N Back foot track.
                         -35.07349, 150.36817
                         GR 6003 1564
10:16  2.07km  Above 1st Slot.
                         -35.07435, 150.37156
                         GR 6034 1555

Wait for others to climb down.

10:27  2.1  km  My turn to climb down the slot.

Inside 1st Slot ... about 60 meters long.

10:41  2.19km  Out of 1st Slot.
                         -35.07429, 150.37226
                         GR 6040 1556
10:47  2.21km  Above 2nd Slot.
                         -35.07422, 150.37252
                         GR 6043 1557

Wait for others to climb down.

10:57  2.23km  I'm down at the bottom of 2nd Slot.

Inside 2nd Slot ... about 50 meters long.

11:06  2.32km  Out of 2nd Slot.
                         -35.07386, 150.37321
                         GR 6049 1561
11:40  2.58km  At a fallen log.
                         -35.07285, 150.37539
                         GR 6068 1573

May climbs up the log for fun ๐Ÿ˜Š ...
Refer to Photos #52.

11:45  2.59km  Leave fallen log.
11:54  2.65km  At bottom of 3rd Slot.
                         -35.07259, 150.37588
                         GR 6073 1576

Lunch.

I also explore a little further east.
There is a steep drop down to the next level.
Refer to Photo #59.

12:22  2.7  km  My turn to climb up the 3rd Slot.

Inside 3rd Slot ... about 25 meters long.

12:54  2.74km  Above 3rd Slot.
                         -35.07251, 150.37614
                         GR 6075 1577

Wait for others to climb out of the 3rd Slot.

12:57  2.74km  Resume walking.
12:59  2.78km  At cliff top edge ...
                         as far east as we are willing to go.

13:04  2.78km  Return to cars by walking
                         westward along cliff top edge.
13:44  3.85km  At firetrail ... same spot as 10:06.
14:06  5.45km  Back at our cars.

--------------------------------

Total:
4 hrs  23 mins
5.45 km  Distance is from Google Earth




Pictures - Trailhead

Trail head is an open space at:
    -35.086077, 150.372307
    Grid Ref: 6043 1426

    Google Maps link:
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/yhtdqWktiXuBiCez5



1)  At the trailhead.
- A bunch of motorbikes ...
  What are they doing ?





Un-named firetrail

2)  Un-named firetrail ...
     In an area known as Georges Yard.
- Left to right: May, Maggie, Elizabeth
- Yellow arrow:
       Direction of walk to Crack N Back route





Foot track - Start of Crack N Back route

At  -35.07349, 150.36817
     Grid Ref: 6003 1564
we leave the firetrail, turn right into a foot track.

That foot track is the start of Crack N Back route.



3)  Sign near the start of the foot track:
     "Crack N Back"
- May
- Location: Roughly
       -35.07362, 150.36903
       Grid Ref: 6011 1563
Photo by Maggie




1st Slot - Above the slot

We come to the first of 3 slots.

-35.07435, 150.37156
Grid Ref: 6034 1555



4)  Above the 1st Slot.
- Clockwise from top-left:
       Elizabeth, Lyndal, Lydia, John, Maggie, May
- May is pointing at the slot.





5a, b)  Above the 1st Slot.
- We are going to get down there ... exciting !





1st Slot - Dropping down into it

6)  Dropping down into the 1st Slot.
- John watching Lyndal dropping down





7)  May's turn to drop down into the slot.
- Lyndal is already down there.





8)  My turn to drop down.
- In front of me ... clockwise from top:
       Lyndal, Maggie, May





9)  Further down the slot.
- Maggie ... leading
  Followed by: John, Lyndal, Paul, May
Photo by Elizabeth




10)  Looking back at the hole ...
       Where we dropped down into the slot.
- Left to right: Lydia, Elizabeth





1st Slot - Inside

It is a nice one !


11)  One more rock to climb down
        to the bottom of the slot.
- Top to bottom: John, Lyndal
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





12a)  May.
12b)  Lydia.
- They are on the same rock
  as Lyndal was in Photo #11.





13a, b)  Lyndal taking photos of John.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





14a, b)  Having fun by straddling the walls ๐Ÿ˜Š
- 14a: Top to bottom: John, Lyndal, May, Lydia
- 14b: • Lydia having fun ... photographed by May
          • Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





15a, b)  Maggie having fun ๐Ÿ˜Š
- 15a: • Top to bottom: Maggie, Elizabeth
          • Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
- 15b: Maggie, Elizabeth, John





16)  Looking back at where we came from.
- Top to bottom: Elizabeth, Maggie
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





17)  Again, looking back at where we came from.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





18)  It's a nice slot !
- May ... furthest away, taking photos.
  Below her, left to right: Lyndal, Paul, John
  Further below: Lydia, Maggie
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by Elizabeth




19)  Close to the exit of the 1st Slot.
- May, John, Lyndal





1st Slot - Climbing out

20)  Climbing out of the 1st Slot.
- Top to bottom: May, Lyndal, John, Paul, Lydia
Photo by Elizabeth




21)  Climbing out of the 1st Slot.
- John, Lyndal





22)  Elizabeth ... climbing out of the slot.




23)  Another view of Elizabeth climbing up.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





1st Slot - Exit

-35.07429, 150.37226
Grid Ref: 6040 1556



24)  Looking back at the exit of the slot.
- Top to bottom:
       May, Maggie, Elizabeth, Lydia, Lyndal





Continue to the 2nd Slot

25)  Yellow arrow: Direction of walk




2nd Slot - Climb down metal rungs

Not long after leaving the 1st Slot,
we come to the 2nd Slot.

-35.07422, 150.37252
Grid Ref: 6043 1557

To get down to the bottom of the 2nd Slot,
climb down a set of metal rungs.

It is a bit scary, not for the faint-hearted ๐Ÿ˜Š



26)  May ... about to climb down the metal rungs.
- John ... already at the bottom of the slot
- White arrow:
       An archway to exit out of this slot ...
       Refer to Photo #35.





27)  Another look at the metal rungs.
- John
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by May




28a, b)  Climbing down the metal rungs.
- 28a: Top to bottom: Maggie, Lydia, May
- 28b: Maggie's turn;  Elizabeth at bottom
Photos by John




29)  The metal rungs ... from another angle.
- At the top, left to right: Lydia, Maggie, Elizabeth
- Paul ... climbing down
Photo by John




30)  From the bottom, looking up the metal rungs.
- At the top, left to right: Paul, Lydia, Maggie
- Lyndal ... climbing down
Photo by May






2nd Slot -
Video of climbing down metal rungs


31)  Now, go and watch a video of Paul (me) climbing down the metal rungs.

- YouTube link:
https://youtube.com/shorts/1TbWSjwjvDE

- or Instagram link:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DH0HMvmC_pt





2nd Slot - Inside

32)  Looking back at the cliff face ...
       where we just climbed down.
- John, Lyndal
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
- A cave is at the bottom-right quadrant
  (to the right of Lyndal).
  Refer to Photos #33, #34.





2nd Slot - Cave

33a, b)  The cave mentioned in the previous pic.
- John ... inspecting an artifact
- White arrow in both pics: Same bottle





34a, b)  Some artifacts in the cave.
- Someone is staying here regularly !
- 34b: White circle:
              It says: Marquee Adventurer Camp Chair





2nd Slot - Exit archway

We are still inside the 2nd Slot.


35a, b)  Through this archway to exit the slot.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
- 35b: Left to right: Elizabeth, May, Lydia, Maggie
#35a: Photo by Lyndal




Just outside 2nd Slot

-35.07386, 150.37321
Grid Ref: 6049 1561



36)  Just outside the exit archway.
- May
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





37)  Exit archway again.
- Left to right: Maggie, Lydia, Elizabeth
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by May




38)  Further away from the exit archway.
- May
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





39a, b)  Small cave up on the rock walls ...
              Near the area of the previous pic.
- 39a: White oval:
              A face-like feature ... Refer to #39b.
- 39b: Face-like feature in the white oval of #39a
#39b: Photo by Lyndal




40)  Facing forward ... Picture taken near
        where the previous pic was taken.
- May
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by Maggie




Ledge

After the 2nd Slot, keep walking along a ledge.


41)  Walking along a ledge.
- Elizabeth ... blue smudge on left side of the pic
  (Actually it is her backpack.)
- May, John, Lyndal ... middle of the pic.





42)  Keep walking along a ledge.
- Clockwise from top:
       Maggie, May, Elizabeth, Lydia, John





43)  Paul, Lydia.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by John




44)  Looking back.
- Lyndal
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





45)  Maggie ... having fun at a crack.




46)  A tree close to the crack of previous pic.
- May ... posing
- Yellow arrow:
       Direction of walk ... along a covered ledge
- It is also possible to walk below the ledge.
  Both routes will join up at a fallen log ...
  Photos #52, #53.





Covered ledge

47)  Walking along the covered ledge.
- Left to right: Lyndal, Elizabeth, Lydia, John, May





48)  Looking back at the covered ledge.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
- Large upright tree:
       Not the one in the previous pic





49)  Looking back.
- Elizabeth
- White arrow:
       Same tree as the one in previous pic.
- Red oval:
       A little hairy to cross here ... Be careful !
Photo by Maggie




50)  Looking back again.
- Red arrow:
       Hairy passage in the red oval of previous pic
- Clockwise from nearest:
       Lydia
       Lyndal ... crossing the hairy passage
       May, Maggie, Elizabeth, John
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





51)  Still walking along the covered ledge.
- 5 people:
       • Further away: John, Lyndal, Paul
       • Closer: May, Maggie
- White oval: A fallen log ... Photos 52, 53
- Blue arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by Elizabeth




Fallen log

-35.07285, 150.37539
Grid Ref: 6068 1573



52a, b)  We come to a fallen log.
- 52b: May ... having fun ๐Ÿ˜Š





53a, b)  Looking back at the fallen log.
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
- 53a: May
#53a: Photo by Lyndal




54)  Still facing the fallen log.
- Left to right: Paul, May, Maggie, Elizabeth, Lydia
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by Lyndal




Large tree

55a, b)  Same tree in both pics below.
- Maggie ... having fun
Photos by Lydia & May




Another covered ledge

56)  At another covered ledge.
- Left to right: Elizabeth, Lydia, Maggie, John





57)  The wall of the ledge.




3rd Slot - Entrance

-35.07259, 150.37588
Grid Ref: 6073 1576

We come to the 3rd Slot.
It'll lead us to the top of the cliffs.

We have lunch here first.



58)  After lunch, we'll climb up this 3rd Slot.
- Yellow arrow & white oval:
       A chockstone ...
       We'll squeeze through the gap
       below the chockstone.
       The gap is very tight.
       You'll need to take off your backpacks.





A little further along the ledge

As I said ...
We'll climb up the 3rd Slot (previous pic).

But, right now, I just want to check out
what lies further along the ledge.



59)  The ledge comes to this sharp drop.
- Not possible to climb down here ...
  Also, I don't want to get down ๐Ÿ˜Š




(If you don't wish to climb up the cliff
via the 3rd Slot, you can keep going forward,
but not from the above pic.

At where the 3rd Slot is (Photo #58),
go back a bit to get down to a lower level,
then go forward by keeping close
to the base the cliffs.

Eventually, you should be able to find a way
up the cliffs.)




3rd Slot - Climbing up

-35.07259, 150.37588
Grid Ref: 6073 1576



60)  This is where we climb up the cliffs ...
        Same scene as Photo #58.
- It is a tight squeeze ...
  Need to take off the backpacks.
- Top to bottom: May, Lydia
- Yellow arrow:
       Same chockstone as the one in Photo #58





61)  Lyndal's turn.
Photo by John




62)  After the chockstone,
        the slot becomes slightly wider.
- Looking back at Lyndal & John
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





63)  A bit forward along the slot ...
       and looking back.
- Paul, Elizabeth
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk
Photo by May




64)  Facing forward.
       (From where the previous pic was taken)
- May
- Red dot:
       Need to climb up the vertical rock face
       to here !!!





3rd Slot - Up a vertical rock face

To climb up the vertical rock face
of above pic:

One light-weight person has to step
on the shoulder of another person.



65)  Maggie ...
        on the shoulder of John, watched by May.





Maggie climbs up.
She then sets up John's rope for us to use.



66)  John is creating knots on the rope ...
        to make the rope easier for us to use.
- Top to bottom: Maggie, Lyndal, John
Photo by May




67)  May's turn to climb up using the rope.
- Top to bottom: Maggie, Lyndal, May, John





3rd Slot - It continues

We've all climbed up the vertical rock face.


68)  The 3rd Slot continues.
- Left to right: May, Elizabeth
- We'll now turn right into a shallow recess
  (where the ladies are facing).
  A birds-eye view of the recess is Photo #74.





3rd Slot - Looking back at it

69)  Looking back at the 3rd Slot.
       (Photo taken at same spot
       as previous pic was taken)
- Lyndal (behind her is John)
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





70)  Looking back at the 3rd Slot ... again.
       (Photo taken near the big tree
       at centre of Photo #68)
- Yellow arrow: Direction of walk





Climbing up and out of 3rd Slot

We are now at the shallow recess
mentioned in Photo #68.

This is where we'll climb up and out of the 3rd Slot.

Again, Maggie climbed up first
to set up John's rope.

The rope helps ...
although one should be able to climb up
bare-handed without the rope.



71)  Lyndal climbing up.
- Watching & photographing from above:
       Maggie, Lydia





72)  Elizabeth's turn to climb up.
- Watching from above: Lydia, Lyndal
- Watching from below: John
Photo by May




73)  The recess where we are climbing up.
- Elizabeth, May ... further away
- Paul ... middle
- Lyndal, John ... close to the rope
Photo by Mggie




74)  Bird's-eye view of the 3rd Slot & recess.
- Elizabeth ... climbing up
- May ... photographing from below





Location of top of 3rd Slot

-35.07251, 150.37614
Grid Ref: 6075 1577




On top of the cliffs

75)  Celebration ... We've finished all the climbing !
- Group photo, 7 of us, left to right:
       John
       Lyndal
       Maggie
       Elizabeth
       Lydia
       Paul
       May
Photo by John




76)  Showers in the distance ... Although
       we encounter no rain for the whole day.
- It is also a very windy day.
  We only feel it now on the cliff top.
  Down in the slots, obviously
  we didn't feel the wind.
Photo by Lyndal




Having fun at the cliff tops

77)  May ๐Ÿ˜Š




78)  Maggie ๐Ÿ˜Š




79a, b)  John, Lyndal.




80)  The fissure here is the earlier part
        of the 3rd Slot ... around Photos #62, #63.
- Lyndal ... having fun ๐Ÿ˜Š
- Clockwise from centre:
        Lyndal, May, Elizabeth, Paul
Photo by John




81)  May.




82)  Clockwise from top: John, Lyndal, Paul.
Photo by May




83a, b)  Same scene as previous pic.
- Lyndal
#83b: Photo by John




84)  May ... at a another part of the cliff top.




85)  May again ... she is everywhere !




Along cliff top towards our cars

86a, b, c)  180-degree panorama from the cliff top.
- 86b: Continuation to the right of #86a
- 86c: Continuation to the right of #86b





87)  A rocky platform.
- Maggie





Looking down into 2nd Slot

88a, b)  More precisely ...
              Looking down into where
              we exited the 2nd Slot in the morning.
- The 2 scenes below are almost identical.
- 88b: Yellow oval:
               Same as the top-right corner of
               Photos #37, #38





On firetrail back to our cars

89)  On firetrail back to our cars.
- Left to right: May, John, Elizabeth, Lyndal





90)  Pond ... Near start of the walk.
       -35.085358, 150.371634
       Grid Ref: 603 143
       Google Maps link:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wtW3DbTeqLqP7VBy6
- I forgot to take a photo of the pond
  this morning when I started walking ๐Ÿ˜Š





Acknowledgement

Thanks to Frank Liu for showing me this route ...
almost 3 months earlier, on 2025-March-23.



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